Kalimantan: The River Cruise Experience

Welcome to the Jungle: Tanjung Puting National Park

Mary-Ann certainly enjoyed herself!

How to Get There

The Tour: Boats, Bananas, and Swamp Sludge

Imagine one of these all to yourself!

Tanjung Putting: Why’s it So Special?

See? Don’t worry, there’s no swimming involved. Although, the crew jumped in and out of the water without a second thought!
So serene! And surprisingly, the mosquitoes weren’t too bad while on the boat!

Rehabilitating the Jungle Red-Heads

Loud, Fumy & Beaten up: What is a Klotok?

They’re quite tall and narrow, which makes me wonder if they’re really the best choice of vessel for this kind of thing – they seem a bit top-heavy, particularly when everyone is on top deck.
The ’restaurant’ aboard the boat! Simple, but quite nice!
The ‘hotel’ aboard the ship! Also simple, but a little less nice… It was very warm at night, and as usual, we managed to get a snoring neighbour!
When the river is still, it’s like a black mirror!
Pot wash? More like Foot wash!

The Tour Itself – Our Account

Day 1 – A Mushroom and Some Other Stuff
A far as signs go, this one is decent I think.
You can tell they’re wild when they bolt at top speed or just sit making irritated noises from afar.
Camp 1
Rodger had truly mastered the art of looking nonchalant – truly epic levels of not giving a fu*k.
Glowing mushroom. That is all.
A small pile of cute.
Day 2 – Big Noses and a Wise Old Doctor
Camp 2
A Surprise Foot Bath
There was 200-300 meters of this!
I didn’t take many photos at Camp 2 since I had packed my phone away in a waterproof bag for the wade. However, at one point, at least 10 monkeys swarmed the platform, stuffing their faces with bananas until an orangutan batted them away.
This station had a couple of bowls filled with some sort of milky substance that the mothers and babies seemed to adore. However, after a while, simply drinking from the bowl must have lost its charm because one mother decided to get creative and tried scooping it out with a discarded banana peel. It was amusingly ineffective.
It was here that I could snap some close-up shots!
Evolution can be brutal, huh? Whenever I start feeling like I’ve been hit with the ugly stick, I remind myself it could be so much worse… so much worse.
We were even treated to an unexpected aerial performance… The full video captures the alpha male ‘finishing’ with one female, then promptly leaping over to the next for round two. A tough job, but hey, someone’s gotta do it, right?
The ‘Grassberg’
At this moment we knew we had f**ked up.
Jokingly, we dared them to pull off a ‘James Bond’ style leap across the now-narrower grassberg. We didn’t actually think they’d do it… Well played!
Day 3 – Well… It Wasn’t Exactly a Day!
Five Klotoks deep at Kumai! Let me remind you of my earlier advice about wearing good shoes on day one – they’re handy when climbing through them all.

Final Thoughts – Was it Worth it?

Stay bald folks.

Toodles,

Jack

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