Why Do People Rush Laos?

Well, it Sorta Makes Sense… But, Still!

But First: What Not To Do

A mountainous view from the land border control between Laos and Vietnam.
Our first glimpse at the Laotian scenery! It was a pretty border crossing, so long as you didn’t look at the actual border itself.

Our Route: There is Room For Improvement!

Vientianne: The Worst Capital City in Southeast Asia

An arch monument in Vientiane.
That is honestly the only semi-decent landmark…

What To Do

A view of the Buddha park, showing multiple buddhist statues, pink flowers and blue sky.
Blue, pink, green and a load of Buddhas (among other idols), nothing to complain about really!
A picture of a pile of huge watermelon. They are the same size as the top half of the lady standing next to them.
This photo does not do them justice! Although, you can see that they’re at least the size of Laotian ladies torso!
Squeak!
Almost cute… Almost!

Vang Vieng: Not What it Once Was

What To Do

A rocky mountaintop view, including a dune buggy that has been put on display on a high peak.
How did they get a buggy up there? I could barely get my wife up there!
Mary-Ann cooling down in a small cave pool.
Not the biggest or most grand dip you will take in Laos, but it was exactly right after hiking to 2 peaks!
Bloody Buggies
A sunset view with silhouettes of hot air baloons and some water buffalo in the foreground.
One good thing about all the smoke is the amazing red glow it produces in the evenings!
Mary-Ann floating in an inflated inner tube in the sun.
Lagoon 5… Calling it a blue lagoon is a little kind, don’t you think? But I guess ‘muddy brown lagoon’ doesn’t sound so appealing.
A sunny shot of a blue lagoon in Vang Vieng.
Lagoon 3 was bluer, but not much!
A hazy mountain top view, inclusing a motorbike mounted on a high peak.
Yup… Someone took a bike up a mountain too. I think there is even a small plane on a peak somewhere there?!

Luang Prabang: How Much is Too Much Smoke?

What To Do

A shot of a flowery colonial street in Luang Prabang.
Flowers and old stuff – whats not to like?
A beautifull flow stone waterfall, running with milky blue water.
Moments later this area was pretty full of people! I got there just in time!
Mary-Ann lazing on a lounger infornt of an orange sunset, upon the river cruise boat.
Delightful, right? But what you can’t see here, but behind us on the upper deck was a neon flashing fish tank and a strange funnel through which the fish are launched into the river for ‘good luck’…

Nong Khiaw: Bombs, Bicycles and a Failed Sunrise

What To Do

A hand painted sign warning hikers of unexploded bombs in the area.
“Ummm, yea… Let’s stay on the path…”
A mountain top view over the small village of Muang Ngoy.
Looks like a postcard! Sadly I think Mary-Ann and I were in the thralls of another marital tiff at this view point… We pick the best spots!

Don Det: A Very Wet Affair

What To Do

Mary-Ann riding a bicylce down a path on Don Det island.
High quality riding right there.
A photograph of thw worlds widest waterfall, although it doesnt look so incredibly wide.
‘Widest waterfall on earth’… hmmm.
Just When I Thought I Couldn’t Get Any Dumber…
An image of my sitting on a fish trap in the middle of a fast flowing river, having almost been washed away moment earlier.
Moments after the incident… it couldn’t have been that bad. I kept my hat on!

Xe Pian: A Bit of Luxury Once in a While is OK

Mary-Ann sitting at the foot of a king size bed at the Kingfisher Lodge.
Far too nice for the likes of us!
The Tapioca Tragedy – Boycott the Boba!

Pakse: An Introduction to True Pain

What To Do

Mary-Ann sitting at a table inside the 1971 cafe, with roots growing through the walls!
The 1971 café was like sitting in a movie set, but I dread to think how UN-structurally sound it is.
Mary-Ann riding a zipline over an enormous water fall on the Pakse Loop.
Quite a spectacular zipline! (That is Mary-Ann by the way!)
“Huh! That was close, wasn’t it?!”
A photo of a small bomb in the middle of the road on the Pakse Loop.
It’s fine, theres a safety stick to shield us!
Mary-Ann walking up an ancient stair case, that is wonky, falling to bits and over grown with amazing trees.
What a great set of stairs! Am I wrong!?

Thakhek: Another Opportunity to Damage Your Buttocks

Were those Gunshots?!

What To Do

A photo of the truly massive rock formations inside Kong Lor cave.
The truly immense stalagmite and stalactite formations in Kong Lor.
Mary-Ann at the entrance to another huge cave.
The entrance to Nam Non… Supposedly it goes on for 10km! We went for an hour and a half before turning back.

See? There is Far Too Much to do in a Couple of Weeks!

The Sheeper Bus
An amazing view across karsts, although it is very hazy due to the smoke.
Nothing to do with goats or buses, but just look at the smoke here! This wasn’t even half as bad as it got at times too! Don’t breath this!

Stuff We Missed

Conclusion: Was it Worth it?

Mary-Ann standing next to another lovely waterfall.
I’ve got more pictures of waterfalls and caves than I know what to do with!
A photo of our bus driver hosing down the buses brakes because the got so hot during the mountain pass descent.
Although I cannot deny that it is unnerving when your bus has to stop in between mountain passes to hose down its brakes… They hissed and popped a lot!

Stay bald folks.

Toodles,

Jack

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